Adj: To define one as being pleasant or appealing in the realm of aesthetics. Typically used to describe someone who frequents the gym on a regular basis and takes care of their appearance. To achieve this description, one should take pictures of themselves immediately after pumping iron and proceed to post said pictures on your favorite social media website. Any use of the term other than to describe a shredded male is incorrect and should be frowned upon.
A Joyci is a beautiful sexy girl who can be really smart, but always puts herself down. Most guys think she's hot but she either doesn't notice or doesn't care, and will only go for the one luckyguy.
An amazing beautiful friend who is always there for you when you need it. Joci is so funny and amazing at art. She has a good sense of style and is really good with animals. Although she might be sad she can always turn the subject around and make you laugh. She is an amazing friend and if you have a Joci keep her because she's an amazing friend.
jooch (n) - Slang term for the JWH research chemicals, most commonly JWH-018. Jooch can refer either to the pure powdered substance, or a legal bud or spice product containing it. Jooch, being a synthetic cannabinoid, produces effects similar to marijuana when smoked or vaporized. Jooch is legal in most jurisdictions and much cheaper than the real thing.
Adjective/Adverb
A highly versatile, flexible and all encompassing superlative used to indicate the quality, extent or some other subjectively measurable characteristic denominated in terms of "jooce". All things can be described in terms of joociness. It is this versatility that is probably it's greatest asset in everyday parlance.
Standard adjectival and adverbial suffixes can be applied. For example, joocy > joocier > and joociest.
Furthermore, in the written form, levels of jooce can be indicated by the addition of extra o's. For example, "joooooooocy" is much joocier than just "joocy". In the spoken form an elongated 'oo' sound to achieve the same end.
Example 1:
Rumoured to be heard by a Royal Guard at the London 2012 Olympics.
Queen Elizabeth II: "One can only believe that Jamaican runner Mister Bolt is the joociest athlete of all time."
Princess Kate: "One could only agree ma'am, and one would also go further to wager that he would give the stallions at Royal Ascot a run for their money in the sausage department. Nomsayin?"
Example 2:
Marcel: "Hey brah you should have seen Hannah's joocy gape after the late night BBC news edition."
Javier: "Gapers gonna gape brah."