A delicious malt=liguor-guarana-energy-drink with a very high alcohol content.
"Drinking Jooce gets me crunk but it makes me feel like a hobo."
by bumclot December 30, 2008
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Noun: Very strange sticky green liquid that comes out of you while your jooecing.

Adjective: Used to describe the color of water that comes out of sewers.

Verb: To jooce is to release green or purple liquid from the pouch.
Oh no, I just jooced while taking a poop.
by tar123 July 7, 2006
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just ot of curiousty... instead of say jw : just wondering : you can say jooc! it sounds cooler and its prounced as ( juice)
boy: hey
girl:hey
boy: whatcha doin tonight? jooc!
girl: oh nm jc wbu?
by dasexaykilla December 30, 2011
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(noun) A purple, green speckled ooze that is released from you when you overwork your jooece pouch (also known as the sack).

(verb) To cleanse your jooece pouch (also known as the sack) so that you can take shits without being in alot of pain.

(adjective) Describing something purple, green speckled, and that comes out of your ass.
(noun) Oh no! My jooce is leaking out of my ass again!

(verb) I bet if i jooce, I won't be constipated.

(adjective) That jooce shit is looking very hard today.
by The Vriech Crew July 8, 2006
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Booofe Jooce is when you put a straw in a milf's butthole and squeeze the cheeks so that their booty juice goes into the straw and drink it all.
DUDE JOHN'S MOM HAS THE BEST BOOOFE JOOCE IN THE COUNTY
by Captain BootyJuice April 28, 2017
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Person 1: Hey dude, that milky jooce was delicious!
Person 2: I know right!
by UwU...OwO April 9, 2019
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