To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
by jezzandmark September 8, 2011
another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.
by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009
by laddleladdle February 17, 2009
To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol
by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021
by Adam Tozer February 27, 2021
A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.
by zzabc February 5, 2010