Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in the here and now and not on social media broadcasting or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of fomo or the fear of missing out.
Guy #1: I had a great day, climbed a hill and didn't checkfacebook.
Guy #2: Good day?
Guy #1: Yea pure JOMO.
Steve Bannon is quoted talking about the 2016 Trump Tower meeting, “The chance that Don. Jr did not walk these Jumos up to his father’s office on the 26th floor is zero.”
Someone who expresses an attraction to those affiliated with the showJoJo’s Bizzare Adventures. These people are sexually and or attracted to the characters of this fictional show.
Person 1: Wow, did you hear that jared is jojosexual?
Person 2: No way! I mean, who wouldn’t want to tap Bruno’s juicy ass?
To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.
It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.
To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.
To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.