jomosexual

a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends
Last night I was hanging out with the fellas when Jomosexual showed up and queered up the night.
by jdot May 19, 2006
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jomosexual

a guy named joe who likes guys to stick it in his asshole and pays them to do it, but secretly hates the guys that do it.
there is a jomosexual at gary's.
by joe's pimp July 26, 2006
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Jomosexual

Someone who claims to be A-sexual but really like peepee in his poo poo hole
"Joe is a flying homo sexual". "No bro he is a Jomosexual"
by 55Soft June 25, 2021
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Jomosexual

For most people, a Jomosexual is
Understood to be a
Crazy
Kinda guy.
Unlike the common definition of a
Jomosexual,
A
Mere "gay guy named Joe"
Is not completely correct. To be
Entirely correct, it's just an insult made up to attack anyone named Joe.
Joe is beating me in an argument, so I'll just call him a Jomosexual, ensuring my "win".
by Loco Joe January 16, 2007
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Jomosexual

a guy named joe.. who's friends just made up the name because he made up names for them
Joe: hey Handog
Hannah: shut your face Jomosexual
by HannahBrown December 16, 2008
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Jomosexual

Jomosexual is when u only attractive to this British/hot actor Joseph Morgan and can't stop thinking about anyone else. Duo this obsession with him.
Example: 1 is when u thinking about him the whole day and can't stop with thinking about him. You're definitely Jomosexual

Example: 2 you are checking he's social media constantly to see if he's posting something. You're definitely Jomosexual

:Example 3 when u can't stop talking about him the whole day to everyone. You're definitely Jomosexual

:Example 4 You're fantasies about him who it would be like if you're two where together. You're definitely Jomosexual

:Example 5 you almost saw/see every movie/show from him and watching it over and over again. You're definitely Jomosexual

:Example you have a fanpage from him and almost post every day about him. You're definitely Jomosexual
by M_jomo June 28, 2021
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Jomosexual

The wanting or desire of Kyle's rainbow dick.
Tyker is jomosexual. He misses Kyle's rainbow dick!!1!
by SkyIsSalty May 29, 2018
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