jokestache 

A novelty. When someone grows a mustache as a joke.

Nick, your jokestache is filling in nicely.

jokestache by Krick Crammin August 5, 2008

johnstache 

The fandom's nickname for the moustache of Dr. John Watson, which appeared briefly at the beginning of BBC Sherlock's third series. During 'The Empty Hearse' several jokes are made about the Johnstache, until eventually John shaves it off, famously saying "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes!"

Johnstache ate my ham.

johnstache by Consulting Criminal 2014 January 25, 2014

jamestache 

When a person, usually a guy, but girls have them too, hasn't shaved their face and it looks like they have dirt above their lip. Sometimes girls bleech theirs. Mexican children usually have them. James has one. Thats where the name originated.

I'm glad Adam shaved his Jamestache before banquet. He looks better. I wish Jen would realize hers and bleach it.

jamestache by Yurine April 25, 2005