jokestache 

A novelty. When someone grows a mustache as a joke.

Nick, your jokestache is filling in nicely.

jokestache by Krick Crammin August 5, 2008

johnstache 

The fandom's nickname for the moustache of Dr. John Watson, which appeared briefly at the beginning of BBC Sherlock's third series. During 'The Empty Hearse' several jokes are made about the Johnstache, until eventually John shaves it off, famously saying "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes!"

Johnstache ate my ham.

johnstache by Consulting Criminal 2014 January 25, 2014

jamestache 

When a person, usually a guy, but girls have them too, hasn't shaved their face and it looks like they have dirt above their lip. Sometimes girls bleech theirs. Mexican children usually have them. James has one. Thats where the name originated.

I'm glad Adam shaved his Jamestache before banquet. He looks better. I wish Jen would realize hers and bleach it.

jamestache by Yurine April 25, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016