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The fandom's nickname for the moustache of Dr. John Watson, which appeared briefly at the beginning of BBC Sherlock's third series. During 'The Empty Hearse' several jokes are made about the Johnstache, until eventually John shaves it off, famously saying "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes!"
johnstache by Consulting Criminal 2014 January 25, 2014
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jamestache
When a person, usually a guy, but girls have them too, hasn't shaved their face and it looks like they have dirt above their lip. Sometimes girls bleech theirs. Mexican children usually have them. James has one. Thats where the name originated.
I'm glad Adam shaved his Jamestache before banquet. He looks better. I wish Jen would realize hers and bleach it.
jamestache by Yurine April 25, 2005
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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trespooping
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
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