The fandom's nickname for the moustache of Dr. John Watson, which appeared briefly at the beginning of BBC Sherlock's third series. During 'The Empty Hearse' several jokes are made about the Johnstache, until eventually John shaves it off, famously saying "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes!"
When a person, usually a guy, but girls have them too, hasn't shaved their face and it looks like they have dirt above their lip. Sometimes girls bleech theirs. Mexican children usually have them. James has one. Thats where the name originated.
I'm glad Adam shaved his Jamestache before banquet. He looks better. I wish Jen would realize hers and bleach it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!