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Greater johnstown high school 

A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid
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Jobstown 

A place in West Tallaght - Dublin, Ireland that is well known for drug deals, stabbings and drive by shootings.
Tallaght is a really nice place if you pretend that Jobstown doesn't exist.
Jobstown by Any Hash? June 18, 2016

Johnstown Flood 

A college prank that probably has other names. Most commonly played in college dorms. The act of filling a trash can about halfway with water. Then you lean said trash can against a door. Knock on the door and run like hell. When the sucker goes to open the door, they get the onslaught of the water, going everywhere.

I call it the Johnstown Flood as I attend the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, and the name fits perfectly, if you're familiar with the town's history
When you Johnstown Flood someone, don't get caught. The "flood waters" can do some serious damage

Try at your own risk!
Johnstown Flood by UPJ jack October 17, 2009

Johnstown, PA 

Would have been a beautiful lake after the flood, but instead they brought it back to be a failed dilapitated mining town
It's to bad they didn't leave Johnstown, PA under water
Johnstown, PA by Hempknight419 October 5, 2019

Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.
~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~

“Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”

Johnstown, PA 

A city in Western Pennsylvania of around 28,000 and shrinking, and unfortunately my hometown. Johnstown, though once a hive of activity from the steel and coal industries, is now a dying town that is barely kept alive by skilled industries such as healthcare and pharmaceuticals. Johnstown is now populated mainly by retirees, who labor under the delusion that you can still get a job in the stillmill. Most young people stay in the area long enough to finish up school or college, and then move on to greener pastures.

Johnstown has very little social activities other than churches and bars, sometimes within 10 feet of each other. If you are not a working-class Catholic who likes cheap beer, you are very unlikely to feel connected to this community.
Welcome to Johnstown, PA, please check your vitality and ambition at the door.
Johnstown, PA by angelfire March 29, 2015

Johnstown Flood 

The act of Butt-Chugging a 25oz can of Domestic beer and showering the contents onto your lover over the edge of a table.
I received the best Johnstown Flood of my life last night. We then watched goon and ate pizza rolls. I am in love!
Johnstown Flood by Jon town December 13, 2017