Johnny Storm

Johnny Storm (Human Torch from Fantastic 4)
Used to describe a homosexual male who is blatantly and undoubtedly gay, so much so, that they are basically giving off flames from their gaynessocity.

-What self respecting man wears booby tassels and holsters a dildo in their butt?

-That, my friend, is a Johnny Storm.

-Ohhhhh.........

Johnny Storm by IDReese January 2, 2008

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Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release. by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release. by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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Johny Storm

When you put Bengay all over you penis then having sex and finishing before you have to go to the hospital.

That last Johny Storm was rough I had more stamina than I thought and almost had to call 911.

Johny Storm by Trevor Davis 69 June 21, 2010

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johnnystormsgf

she is the most hottest girl in the world, especially since shes johnny storms girlfriend, and she tastes like cherry chapstick.

Omg look its johnnystormsgf she is the greatest thing that happened on this Earth

johnnystormsgf by howdydoody3000 June 13, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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