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johnblocked by johnblock July 22, 2013
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Johnlocked
From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.
Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!
Johnlocked by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013
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Jockblocked
The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.
Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.
Jockblocked by whattheflutka February 22, 2011
Jogblocked
When you want to go jogging, but there are either too many people on the track already, or a sporting event like a football game or track meet, so you can't go jogging.
Chris: Why didn't you go jogging today?
Misti: There was a football game so I couldn't jog on the track....I got jogblocked.
Misti: There was a football game so I couldn't jog on the track....I got jogblocked.
Jogblocked by omgmistayyyy September 30, 2010
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.