johnblocked
johnblocked by johnblock July 22, 2013
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Johnlocked
From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.
Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!
Johnlocked by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013
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Jockblocked
The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.
Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.
Jockblocked by whattheflutka February 22, 2011
Jogblocked
When you want to go jogging, but there are either too many people on the track already, or a sporting event like a football game or track meet, so you can't go jogging.
Chris: Why didn't you go jogging today?
Misti: There was a football game so I couldn't jog on the track....I got jogblocked.
Misti: There was a football game so I couldn't jog on the track....I got jogblocked.
Jogblocked by omgmistayyyy September 30, 2010
johnlocked_1
@johnlocked_1 is such a talented editor and just an amazing person. Shes litreally such a sweet person i think!
johnlocked_1 by wawaeawaea April 11, 2022
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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