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johnblocked by johnblock July 22, 2013
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Johnlocked
From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.
Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!
Johnlocked by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013
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Jockblocked
The act of cutting short your gym workout because of prior commitments afterwards, only to find out that those plans have fallen through.
Eric totally jockblocked me the other day. I left the gym early to go meet him at the bar, but I got text saying he had to cancel as soon as I got there.
Jockblocked by whattheflutka February 22, 2011
Jogblocked
When you want to go jogging, but there are either too many people on the track already, or a sporting event like a football game or track meet, so you can't go jogging.
Chris: Why didn't you go jogging today?
Misti: There was a football game so I couldn't jog on the track....I got jogblocked.
Misti: There was a football game so I couldn't jog on the track....I got jogblocked.
Jogblocked by omgmistayyyy September 30, 2010
johnlocked_1
@johnlocked_1 is such a talented editor and just an amazing person. Shes litreally such a sweet person i think!
johnlocked_1 by wawaeawaea April 11, 2022
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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