joffing

A verrb used to describe the action of jacking off. Often spoken with an accompanying hand gesture.

I went upstairs because I felt like joffing.

He was joffing to a video when I walked in the room.

by Kiabash November 30, 2009

jof

Jof is a nicknbame used towards someone of the name of Jon, Jonathan, John or Johnathan.

"This is Jonathan or Jof

by jof (hahaha) January 3, 2005

jof

Common acronym for "jiz on face," meaning to ejaculate (jiz) on one's face. No one has EVER described it as being a bad idea.

Guy: Man, I jof-ed her bigtime last night. Hell, it was even her idea!
Other Guy: Really??
Guy: No.

by Scrotex December 1, 2004

jof

Like a jif, only longer. Approximately 26.2 minutes. A marathon of minutes.

Earl: I have to shower and poop, brb in a jof
Depot: a full jof or a half jof?
Earl: full jof

by therearegonats October 15, 2007

Joffed

Having flirtacious behaviour with a member of the same gender before indulging into hot, steamy and passionate gay sex before one member licks the male penis for 17 minutes before claiming that they have been 'Joffed'

Tom: Ergh Mate. You got Joffed?
Spence: Yesssah :) a love a good hard Joffing me!

by Dan & Tom May 6, 2007

Jof

A type of man that has a fetish of little girls pants

Wow man he's such a Jof

by Jof3 July 4, 2017

You got joffed

Overwhelming feelings of extreme loss; having senses of firm grasp over your life and your goals and gnash they've evaded you or were stolen.

Your inner soul has been sucked dry; you begin to take and hasty measures agaisnt yourself and dwindle into a life of extreme masochism.

Cmon man you used to be the life of the party until you got joffed! Yup, poor guy he's as lifeless as an empty tuna can now.

by I n d i c a l April 5, 2022