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2 definitions by Kiabash

 
1.
A verrb used to describe the action of jacking off. Often spoken with an accompanying hand gesture.
I went upstairs because I felt like joffing.

He was joffing to a video when I walked in the room.
by Kiabash November 29, 2009
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2.
Explosive diarrhea that occurs instantaneously after consuming eggs.
I had a bad case of eggarrhea after eating egg casserole for breakfast.
by Kiabash November 29, 2009
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