hottest male alive, but he has no heart inside him...i wonder where it went?? definition for the man..

dont ever trust the dickface he has no heart for anything or anyone. He has no respect for female figures within this holy ass world :)
joel twin >:(
by twin896492837409320 October 07, 2011
A faggotrocious ass bitch who enjoys swallowing bags of dix.
Jerry is being a real joel
by Am the best November 23, 2011
The biggest douche-bag you will ever meet. He has long greasy hair, and wears a douche-y trench coat that everyone makes fun of him about. He's a closet WOW-aholic, and refuses to own up to the fact that his computer gets more action than he ever will. He is very anti-social, often choosing the socialization of COD or other idiosincratic video games and computer games over the attractive girl who wants to take him out and actually spend time with him. Will also randomly ditch people in the middle of awkward social gatherings to go and play video games while not inviting their friend who knows nobody at the event. An all around asshole who deserves to be shot.
That guy is such a Joel. He ditched me yesterday to play lame computer games. Wtf.
by CherryBomb2011 April 01, 2011
Second of the minor Hebrew prophets of the 5th century, contemporary of King Manasseh of Judah.

In the modern era, Joels have tended to forget the "minor" part, often becoming overly self-enamored and indulge a regrettably unsubtle aspiration to sardonic hipsterism.
I can't believe how many DKNY Joels there were at that gallery opening in SoHo.
by Mediamole February 03, 2010
to be joeled (v): to have the shittiest luck possible; to get owned by anything and everything (especially in moscow); joelin (adj); joel (n)
i totally got joeled jumping off that fence and breaking both feet

i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back

when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" got joeled

getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)

not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka
by joel's fan club May 29, 2009
a joel is someone who never goes anywhere, usually a druggy, who stays at home or gets fucked up and just sits there doing nothing. he usually has done so much drugs he isnt comfortable with his appearance and doesnt go anywhere. hes anti-social.
hey dude lets go get a drink at that new club there i bet theres tons of pussy there just waiting to get pounded.

nah man im gonna stay home tonight and drink here.

stay home tonight, you mean every night, you never fucking come anywhere, you just sit inside and snort coke and smoke cigarettes all night, your such a joel.
by clarke132usa March 14, 2010
1. a private part of the body which is usually hidden from the general public which cannot be reached

2. when seen usual causes embarrassment

originates from

Jolts On Erecting Limbs
b1: wow dude ur joel is showing
b2: o sorry

p1: man i got such an itchy joel
by honeyfactory June 23, 2009

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