A Joel is a creature shrouded in mystery.

A Joel is a person with a very complex personality and is complicated to understand.

You will never know when a Joel is being genuine or fake.

A Joel is very popular, and is every guy's bro for some reason.

You will be so sure that a Joel is a fuckboy, because he is such a flirt, and an asshat, and a douche; just downright annoying.

But then you will see the Joel the next day and he will be all aloof, with his hood pulled up, not talking with anyone.

When you look a Joel in the eyes you will see a flicker of shadows. You will know a Joel is fighting his inner demons.

It is best to avoid a Joel at all costs; distance yourself, but stay on his good side. A Joel will tell you that you can trust him, but you shouldn't, because he SEEMS like he MIGHT be the kind of guy who will talk shit about you behind your back. Becoming personally involved with a Joel will drain you emotionally, and will turn your life upside down.

Don't let a Joel take advantage of you. Don't let a Joel's charisma sway you. You will become obligated to a Joel, and the next thing you know, you have given up your soul to one.

Don't try to figure a Joel out. He won't let you.
Girlfriend: God, that guy is such a fuckboy. He is always flirting with me.

Boyfriend: I heard he tried to commit suicide last week.

Girlfriend: Oh my gosh, really? Sounds like a Joel to me.
by ninjagriff January 20, 2016
Joel's a hot guy who's the class clown, and star athlete. you think he's down to earth but turns out to be an idiot player who can't take a hint. He's a typical FB who you love and hate at the same time bc you just can't get over his deep blue eyes or the way he used to talk to you. he leads you on but breaks everyone's heart in the long run. if you know what's good for you, stay away from Joel!
"Oh hey, look at Joel..his phone is going crazy! all girls no doubt. He reinvented copy and paste..."
by cdsunshine May 14, 2015
Joels is a widely accepted term meaning another form of "Sexual Fantasy".
You should have seen my Joels last night man, they were so hot! All for Kirby!
by Clayism January 07, 2008
Unlike what most people think a Joel is, he is usually a man of brown color and in the Russian mob. Joel in general is synonomyous with mobster. Joel usually hates the feds and in the golden days a Joel would bootleg drugs but mainly alcohol and robbed banks. A Joel would have massive gunfights and drive the more gangster of vehicles. While Joel may be a gangster he is still an iron chef of pounding vags. Joel in essence is the God of all gangsters and will fuck everyones face.
To be a Joel is like fucking 500 women at once, a Joel is a blessing from the lord himself and not gay.
by A Noble G September 08, 2010
A short chubby guy who likes to whack off to gorilla porn while playing fantasy football
"Gee, Joel is taking an awful long time to make his draft pick"?... "Yeah, he's probably watching the national geographic porn station again!!" .. " that's Joel for you" .
by Hags64 August 08, 2014
Biggest retard ever. When you meet him, you might want to run away.
Gosh! What a Joel!
by Hello159 December 24, 2013
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