Verb - To pirate or steal intellectual property. Also to fool China-farmers with fake WOW accounts.
"I heard their new CD is really good! I'm broke, though, so I'll just Joel it."
by D-rock_anonymous April 24, 2009
Joel is derived from the ancient Hebrew word Joeltholeum which means he who tames the lemurs. A Joel is known for his psychic abilities which allows him to mind meld with certain birds of pray. A Joel is also known for his mental abilities allowing him to slowly win the hearts and minds of the people of New Brunswick. Joel's are lesser seen in their natural habitat of Rome. When in Rome make sure you do what a Joel would do. Joel's have incredible strength within their nipples and have been know to use them for combat. They are highly skilled in the dark arts and are usually seen in positions of extreme power such as camp counsellors and life coach's. They have been known to attack at random on the third sunday of a leap year. This is their feeding times and can only sustain themselves on the tears of virgins. In their natural habitat they are dangerous killing machines able to swallow your soul as the run at 63.2mph. Beware the Joel unless they are a good friend. They are loyal to all of their good friends but will randomly take those they dont and entrap them within magical paintings. Joel's are the greatest thing in the world, give them a compliment as soon as you meet, but not about their elbows. Find a Joel and sware allegiance as soon as possible, or the Scott's, Jeff's and Mike's have already won.
I aspire to be great yet kill indescriminent, someday ill be a Joel
by Iamwebster1307 March 23, 2014
Joel is a smart handsome young man who is very friendly and can make the whole room laugh.But make sure not get very friend or his girlfriend will come for you , Joel is a popular kid with many talents and is never scared to do the impossible.
"Who's that's kid over there?"
"Are you serious how can you not know who he is! that's Joel!"
by Geniussid123 August 18, 2014
Joels are absolutely wonderful. They are helpful and sweet, always willing to brighten your day. They are excellent at cuddles and totally adorable. They are funny and strange in a delightful way. If a girl ever finds herself in a relationship with a Joel she should hold on! Joels are unique and amazing.
Joel: My name is Joel.
Girl: Will you marry me?
by LoveJoel April 13, 2011
Joel is a fly ass nigga, a bad bitch and super fly boi who gets barr money and loves lifting dem birdies joel is the best in the world
Person : whos dat fly ass nigga ?
Person : oh thats joel
by Glock bo March 01, 2015
someone with ridiculously long legs.
the masculine version of joelle.
joel is 6'7" and he's more than half leg!!!
by leglover<3 May 10, 2010
Joel's a hot guy who's the class clown, and star athlete. you think he's down to earth but turns out to be an idiot player who can't take a hint. He's a typical FB who you love and hate at the same time bc you just can't get over his deep blue eyes or the way he used to talk to you. he leads you on but breaks everyone's heart in the long run. if you know what's good for you, stay away from Joel!
"Oh hey, look at Joel..his phone is going crazy! all girls no doubt. He reinvented copy and paste..."
by cdsunshine May 14, 2015

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