jobby-joo

an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

jobby-joo by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Jobby Webcam 

Similar to webcamming, jobby webcam is a hobby where you turn on the camera and take a jobby.

Your mum is a jobby webcammer

Jobby Webcam by Miya Balsitch February 16, 2021

jobby catchers

A pair of tracksuit bottoms with elasticated ankles, so called if the wearer shit himself the trousers would catch the jobby at the bottom.

nice jobby catchers son

jobby catchers by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

Jobbism 

Students build monuments in the belief that Jobb created the universe with math fractions

All the kids believe in Jobbism

Jobbism by Macadamia nuts January 19, 2018

Jobby 

Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.

"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"

Jobby by AxelS September 17, 2013

Jobby Breath 

To have a whiff of jobby flowing from your rancid mouth whilst speakin to someone...

Haw James, you've got jobby breath ya bam!

Jobby Breath by Jimbobmanob April 26, 2007

jobbyknickers

A scottish term that describes the end result of a woman who does not wipe her bum properly and the ensuing stain on her underwear is evident.

Alan- "How did you get on with bit you pulled the other night?"

Tim- " It was all good mate till I pulled down her pants and saw her jobbyknickers, it frightened me off and was not a pleasant sight I assure you"

jobbyknickers by clownlager March 2, 2010