Definitions by Raz_ftd

mars bar up a closie 

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.

That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie

mars bar up a closie by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

jobby catchers

A pair of tracksuit bottoms with elasticated ankles, so called if the wearer shit himself the trousers would catch the jobby at the bottom.

nice jobby catchers son

jobby catchers by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005