jizzwowwe 

The state of being so utterly amazed that you jizz yourself. (Could be used for girls too).

When I go to Ireland and look at someone funny I get my face stomped in like JIZZWOWWE.

jizzwowwe by PATRICKnuala September 26, 2005

Jizzhowley 

1. Someone with a square head jizzes in a dice holder

2. When someone gets naked and jizzes on themselves

Aw naw, I got meltit and jizzhowley'd

Jizzhowley by Allan Black Howlett April 22, 2008

jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

jizzowned by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006

jizzowel 

A towel used specifically for wiping up jizz after the male showers his lover with his man juice.

Honey, can you get the jizzowel? Your jizz is dripping off my chest and onto our new floral egyptian cotton sheets.

jizzowel by dokeykong September 24, 2008