jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!