Jessums 

A classy, smart, and fun lady who holds the key to a man's heart. Strong and self-reliant, and at the same time beautiful, she is kind to those who need a hand. Typically possessing a keen sense of humor, a Jessums is capable of inducing great amounts of happiness to the individual of her choice, and is therefore highly prized by the man who loves her. A Jessums often spurs infatuation in her male partner. She uses her natural charm and attractiveness to create bliss and joy in those who behold her. The most remarkable trait of a Jessums is her humility and accompanying inability to perceive her own beauty and excellence. Meeting a Jessums is a once-in-lifetime opportunity to find the key to happiness.

"My Jessums sent me the best care package the other day."

"Bro, you need to find yourself a Jessums."

Jessums by michaelsums December 2, 2013

jissom 

1. noun: the whitish fluid produced by the male reproductive organs during ejaculation.
Synonyms: ejaculate.
2. verb: the act of ejaculating semen.
Etymology: possibly from Latin jacere, meaning throw
chiefly British

It seemed like the slippery, sticky jissom was everywhere afterwards. This would turn out to be -- by far -- the most benign of the many consequences he would experience as a result of not using a condom.

jissom by im_the_definer2008 October 6, 2008

Jissue

A tissue that you jizzed into

Just wait man i got to chuck out my jissue

Jissue by goobeeloo May 29, 2009

jisum 

A slang term that relates to ejaculation or seamen.

I was wanking this guy off and he jisumed all over me.

I was licking Sarah out and she jisumed in my mouth.
I gave Dave a blow job and had jisum all over me after he shot his load.

jisum by Will Dixon April 1, 2007

rancid jissom

A euphemism coined by William S. Burroughs, used in the same sense as the metaphor "finding the common thread," albeit implying the 'common thread' is itself something awful; junk addiction, in Burroughs' case.

"The world network of junkies, tuned on a cord of rancid jissom, tying up in furnished rooms, shivering in the junk-sick morning." -from 'Naked Lunch'

rancid jissom by J. Brandon Loberg May 4, 2008

Jissmol

A real pretty little lady with a wholesome personality and wholeheartedly loves her family, friends, and boyfriend.

"Hey do you know Jissmol?"
"Yeah, I heard she's a real neat little lady"

Jissmol by HolyCanolyPancakes May 15, 2020

jessum

to ejaculate male's semen on a female (body, face, vagina)

i'm going to jessum all over your face.

jessum by fawku April 3, 2008