2 definitions by Will Dixon

Describing something that has been completely destroyed.
Dude, that chick was so drunk I completely Mariupoled her
by Will Dixon May 8, 2022
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A slang term that relates to ejaculation or seamen.
I was wanking this guy off and he jisumed all over me.

I was licking Sarah out and she jisumed in my mouth.
I gave Dave a blow job and had jisum all over me after he shot his load.
by Will Dixon March 27, 2007
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