Jingwei's are nice and caring. They get mad at reasons, usually are good wives but don't do the basic things for you. Buy millions of shoes for her daughter when she's a baby (jk) probs not, but that's what my mom did her name Jingwei. She tells you she's not going to do something that you really want but does it eventually. When she finds out water can make you skinny she drinks gallons of water a day.
You: Wow, that mom has a big water bottle.
Me: Oh ya, that's my mom, Jingwei!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!