Jingwei's are nice and caring. They get mad at reasons, usually are good wives but don't do the basic things for you. Buy millions of shoes for her daughter when she's a baby (jk) probs not, but that's what my mom did her name Jingwei. She tells you she's not going to do something that you really want but does it eventually. When she finds out water can make you skinny she drinks gallons of water a day.
You: Wow, that mom has a big water bottle.
Me: Oh ya, that's my mom, Jingwei!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).