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jim the cop'd 

This phrase came about after a cop named Jim appeared on the TV show Three Sheets and spilled beer all over himself when trying to drink or chug beer. Jim the cop'd means to spill on yourself while you are drinking.
Hank over there Jim the cop'd when he tried to chug that beer.

That jerk would have lost the chugging contest if he did not Jim the cop'd.

jim the cop'd by Ryan Hagan January 15, 2008

jim the nickel

My girlfriend is willing to try anything, so tonight I'm gonna jim the nickel.
jim the nickel by KatieKatana February 17, 2007

Jim the Cop'd 

To spill beer on ones shirt when chugging. First used on the show "Three Sheets" on MOJO.
Tom would've won the drinking contest, but he was disqualified when he Jim the Cop'd.
Jim the Cop'd by Necroletariat January 13, 2008

jim thorpe 

one of the greatest and most versatile american athletes of all time. won olympic gold in the pentathlon and decathlon at the 1912 olympics. also played college and pro football.

in college he played running back, defensive back, placekicker and punter for carlisle, a little indian school. while at carlisle he was the key component in what is considered to be one of the greatest games ever played, carlisle vs army. in this game carlisle upset the national powerhouse army 27-6. in mordern terms this would be like the New Mexico blowing out OU or Auburn.

as a couple of fun side note in a game against Penn, Thorpe acting in his role as punter, punted the ball down the field. he then sprinted down field and caught his own punt before it hit the ground and ran it a further 20 yards for a touchdown. in the game against army, thorpe had a 92-yard touchdown run which was called back due to a teammate's penalty. so he followed up with a 97-yard touchdown run the very next play. once again against army: army linebacker Dwight Eisenhower, the very same Eisenhower who would go on to be a war hero and president of the united states, and a fellow army teammate attempted to high-low Thorpe late after a play. Thorpe saw them coming and nimbly jumped out of the way, however he waited long enough before evading the hit that Eisenhower and his teammate collided, giving each of them an injury that would eventually end their careers as football players.
jim thorpe is the greatest athlete to have ever lived!
jim thorpe by dlm4 April 19, 2011
A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.

Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.
"Girl, that stripper had a Jim Tam."
"Yeah, I saw. Almost better than an actual penis."
Jim Tam by JimmyTrollpop August 30, 2016

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro 

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."

Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.

Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.
For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.