jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

by Shwaggy February 14, 2004

jewish mother

a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot

Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.

by spamee January 28, 2004

jewish mother

combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)

Nick: Hey i just finished work

Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?

Nick: No, i got no money...

Andrew: You jewish mother!

by BBBOOOOOOIIISSSTTT October 25, 2012

Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

by hipsterjew March 16, 2010