jewcola

The carbonated beverage often enjoyed by the Jewish community.

Man, that Jewcola tasted like crap. Dude... your not Jewish.

jewcola by teh hobo May 28, 2007

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jewclaw

(v.) To stab a person or animal with an item (key, knife, etc.) held between your middle and ring finger.

Don't make me jewclaw you with this key.

jewclaw by AMISHDRIVEBY October 2, 2008

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when you swipe someones face from forehead to chin and saying JEWCLAW! lick your hand for more effect.

James: oh hey John

John: JEWCLAW! *runs away*

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Aka being called an antisemite. This is the Hail Mary when a Jewish person is losing an argument.

Americans are catching onto us my fellow ShekelBergs. It’s time to bring out the Jewcular Missile and call them Antisemites.

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