Jewball

To give somebody an inadequate amount of something.

Hey man. Don't jewball me. There are plenty of mashed potatos.

Jewball by quagblar December 7, 2013

newballed 

when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his head or playing hard to get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the fuck she's doing down there.

Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...

Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.

Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.

Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.

newballed by newballer August 25, 2011

jewbalee 

when a jewish person is very happy

such as mentioned in the song:
jewbalee jewbalee oh la la

jewbalee by bobaluu February 6, 2006

Jewball

Someone who exhibits extreme Jewish behavior. That one Jewish person who is always talking about temple and the torah.

Ben is such a jewball.

Jewball by IamAninjaO.o May 18, 2009

Jewbalene

noun This is to descripe the stereotypical jew swinding money out of honest non-Jewish people.

Look at that tittyfuck jew who is playing jewbalene with those beatifull old people.

Jewbalene by Mc Cream Dream November 18, 2007

Jewballz 

They are the complete sweaty set of "chosen" appendages that serve to preserve the ancestry of the ancient Hebrews. Often lusted after by females who are tempted by their overwhelming powers of seduction.

"Sharon, I know you are strong-willed, but how will you ever be able to hold yourself back from his jewballz!?"

Jewballz by LilChed June 18, 2011

Jewbacle 

1. a general breakup or dispersion of jews; sudden downfall or rout of jews: Jew + -debacle = ~.
2. a complete collapse or failure of an agglomeration of jews.
3. a breaking up of ice in a river of jews.
4. a violent rush of jews.

The Yiddish revolution ended in a Jewbacle.
Did you see the Shapiro-Goldenberg wedding at the temple, oy vey, what a jewbacle!
With their torches, pitchforks and dradles, the jewbacle stormed the church looking for blood of christian babies.

Jewbacle by Btotheizzo December 17, 2008