10 definitions by quagblar

Top Definition
1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.
This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.
by quagblar March 05, 2007
To give somebody an inadequate amount of something.
Hey man. Don't jewball me. There are plenty of mashed potatos.
by quagblar December 07, 2013
Is a person who is large, loved by a few, but loathed by many. A Jer-Bear likes to eat anything that has salt, fat, and protein. Recreational behaviors usually involve games that are digitally based. A Jer-Bear will often go to conventions dressed as a character from those games.
My friend is such a Jer-Bear.
by quagblar December 07, 2013
An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.
Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.
by quagblar December 08, 2013
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