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self-hating jew 

This is somewhat of a misnomer, since a "self-hating Jew" is usually not someone who really hates themselves. Rather, they identify themselves as more than, or something other, than just a Jew. They view themselves as a regular human being first, and feel uncomfortable with Jewish ethnocentrism and the "Chosen people" stigma. Even though they were born to Jewish parents, they are in direct opposition to religious Jewish dogma which they see as outdated and limiting. They may even believe that by setting themselves apart throughout history, the Jews may have unwittingly brought antisemitism unto themselves.

Self-hating Jews long to be Gentiles, because they do not like the designation and tradition forced on them by their ancestors and/or religion, which they have shed. They find liberation from their "self-hate" by identifying themselves not exclusively as Jews who are "strange" and "different", but as Gentiles; as any human being; no matter the race.
Jew #1: "The Nazis were overzealous in their logic which brought around their own demise. But some Jews also display the same racial, "pure-blood" thinking, which may have contributed to THEIR demise. It exposes a duality, a flaw in human nature: ethnocentrism is a flawed concept that can hurt anyone, no matter their race. This is 2011, its about time we advance beyond racial thinking"

Jew #2: "How dare you say that Jews brought the Holocaust onto themselves? Have you no pride?"

Jew #1: "Dude I didn't even say that. Besides, I do have pride, it is individualistic pride. I think for myself and I don't understand the concept of collectivist Jewish pri-"

Jew #2: "Stfu man. You're such a disgrace, you're nothing but a self-hating Jew"
self-hating jew by Spliffsmoker September 5, 2011

Self hating jew 

A Jew who hates themselves for being Jewish.
“That guy is a self hating jew because he doesn’t support Israel.”
Self hating jew by Misanthrope631 September 3, 2020

Christian hating Jew 

An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.
Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!

Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them

Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew

Self-hating Jew 

A self-hating Jew is a Jew that seeks to dissociate from their own unresolved trauma by identifying with the enemy and advocating for the destruction of Judaism (and Israel) altogether. They experienced so much pain at the hands of anti-semites that they have literally turned against their own heritage.
Nothing scares me more than a self-hating Jew, because he has actually turned against himself and his own people.
Self-hating Jew by Enrealment March 15, 2025

jewbating 

When a person from jewish decent masturbates
I caught Aaron jewbating in the bathroom.
jewbating by topper77777 December 19, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026