Jew Dick 

A circumcised penis.

The vast majority of men born in the USA and Israel have a Jew Dick.

Jew Dick by Josie from the North July 16, 2011

Jew Dick 

Something that has gone terribly terribly wrong.

Man this entire day is complete jew dick

Jew Dick by half86 November 22, 2011

Jew diligence 

Reasonable steps taken by a Jew to avoid hiring a non-Jew.

Anti-gentile business owners don't have gentile staff as they do their Jew Diligence.

Jew diligence by AnonDoxy January 25, 2019

baby jew dick 

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew dick.

is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew dick"

baby jew dick by dylan dale November 27, 2007

jew dirt 

a bag of dirt, from the garden of a jew

"i jacked some jew dirt from ms. steignburg yesterday."
"i gave my girlfriend some jew dirt for her birthday, and man did she fuck me hard that night."

jew dirt by abeckz March 6, 2008

Jew Dick 

The extremely small dick of a Jewish man. Only in rare cases does it exceed 5" long. Jews usually compensate for their tiny dick by talking about how huge it is, and other nonsense.

Lady Gaga had a Jew Dick before she had her sex change.

Don't EVER sleep with him. He has a Jew Dick.

Jew Dick by Hit-lah February 22, 2011

Jew Diving 

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses

Hey look at that man! He's Jew diving.

Jew Diving by blackjew1423 March 17, 2020