1 definition by Hit-lah

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The extremely small dick of a Jewish man. Only in rare cases does it exceed 5" long. Jews usually compensate for their tiny dick by talking about how huge it is, and other nonsense.
Lady Gaga had a Jew Dick before she had her sex change.

Don't EVER sleep with him. He has a Jew Dick.
by Hit-lah February 02, 2011

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