A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.
by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009
by A great person with a big load April 8, 2008
A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
by Brooks Brothers January 31, 2007
When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.
Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.
Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
by mark86 May 30, 2009
by eslampiece December 19, 2006
Another word for cuck
by Hauptmann Shank January 4, 2019
That chick must be a contractor, she worked those dongs like a pro. Damn I love thise jackhammer jerkoffs!
by Schna123 September 13, 2013