Jergen off
Jergen off by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008
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jerked-off by Shafty McJonhson October 14, 2011
Jerkin' off Stalefish
The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.
Jerkin' off Stalefish by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011
When's the last time you jerked off?
A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
When's the last time you jerked off? by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020
Shaking like a half jerked-off dog
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
Shaking like a half jerked-off dog by MichaelKB December 13, 2005
Jerkin' Off In The Garbage
V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?
Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
Jerkin' Off In The Garbage by Harry Niss October 24, 2011