Jeloseum 

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️

Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.

Jeloseum by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019

slop jalops 

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

slop jalops by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

jelop 

Verb. To furiously bludgeon someone with a penis, most often one's own.

When the warriors of Yi dynasty Korea were attack by the relentless Midgets of Chinese Taipae, the formost masters of martial arts developed the jelop of fury, a devestating attack which my be utilized for waist high opponents in quarters too close for kicking.

jelop by Sancho Funderburke January 17, 2004

jelouse 

How unintelligent people who think they are better than someone spells "jealous".

Danny is so jelouse of my work!

jelouse by ttsse February 5, 2013

Jelous

A person who is very Embarrassed but also aware of his/hers mistakes (Grammar for example)

Person A: That man is very Jelous.
Person B: What makes you think that?
Person A: He spelled Jealous wrong.

Jelous by KBPv's Homeowner February 5, 2022

Jelopagus 

A teenager who has a ridiculously large head. Typically referred to as a bitch. Jelopagai(the plural of Jelopagus) were found in the Galapagos islands. Usually have less than mediocre manners especially without a proper days rest. Also, has the rare ability to suck in air via the asshole and fart it out. Tends to exaggerated everything.

Dude, look at the size of the head on the Jelopagus.

Jelopagus by E.Gordon August 20, 2011

Jeloseum 

Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand.

Hi I’m kkirigia40 and I’m here to talk to you about Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand the only air freshener that works in precisely 3.09 seconds and the only air freshener that stops u from smelling like a rotten cat in a potato sack it can smell like anything from spring grass to the meal you had last Tuesday that smelt absolutely fucking glorious that you wish you could regurgitate and eat a second Time it can even smell like ass if your generally into fucking ass.

Jeloseum by Kkirigia40 November 11, 2019