An exclamation, commonly an alternative for shouting 'Jesus Christ!' whenever something eventful happens.
*horrorfying car accident happens and someone could've possibly died*
"Jeez louise! Call an ambulance!"
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semen that is unintentionally ejaculated onto one's belongings.
Boy got jeez jizz all over my action figures.
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Mangina... preferable the one belonging to an oh so sexy Statistics Professor
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An exclamation uttered by a rural American person. Simiar to saying "Holy Cow!" or "Oy Gevalt!"
"Jeez Orz, Slim, will you look at the traces on that mule!"
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"i lost that 8th of skunk"
"uck jeez"

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"i can't come out tonight"
"uck jeez"
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A bizarre or funny exclamation clone of Jesus Christ, it is used when someone saw something disgusting that makes them lost faith in humanity.
Person 1: * Shows a very shocking fetish content *
Person 2: Jeez Crisp, that's disgusting!
P1: IKR, makes me lose my faith in humanity.
P2: Me too.
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