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jonkin my jeter 

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!
Related Words

Jeter Move 

A respectable move. Something that is done for the pursuit of justice. Also used to describe an act of classiness and sophistication.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you fuck that wicked drunk girl last night when you brought her upstairs?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just brought her up to her bed and made sure she was alright."
Guy 1: "Jeter Move, bro."
Jeter Move by Rex John II February 22, 2015

Jeeperz Nutz 

Jack Avery (aka problematic princess) uses the term "Jeeperz nutz" whenever he gets scared, especially from video games.
You: walks out the bathroom
Me: comes around the corner to scare you
You: "JEEPERZ NUTZ!"
Jeeperz Nutz by soybeanmilk August 27, 2017

jeferson 

JEFERSON is a very funny guy who cracks jokes here and there. Although he might joke a lot he has a soft spot and cares for others. If u go to him for advice he’s not the best, but he tries. He’s a cute guy who makes friends easily most of the time. But he gets annoyed when people spell his name with 2 f’s instead of 1, and when people call him Jef.
“You know Jeferson?! Ya he’s funny isn’t he?”
jeferson by Bobamilktae April 24, 2018

Freakus jeepers 

Three creepy Thompsons toking on the Doobus and freaking their blonks in the name of Timothy Thompson the son of freakus jeepers
Freakus jeepers in a sentence

“Can I hit that darling freakus doo
“Uahhhhhh”
Timothy bacyuah shtoiky”
Freakus jeepers by Freakusofclomp January 12, 2022

Jeter Hood 

When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.
A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."
Jeter Hood by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018