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Gamestop only wanting to give me $15 for all those games was pure jewery.
by Hi-Hat January 01, 2011
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Any physical features or worn objects that affiliated with Judaism and Jewish people. Common jewish physical features can include side locks, frizzy hair, curly or extremely wavy hair, hooked noses, long unkempt beards with short hair, yamukas, and darker colored hair and/or eyes. Comes in grades ranging up to 24 karat.
Shlomo the Jew: This ain't your average jewery. This shit is 24 karat jewery.

Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.
by the coolest mother fucker I am February 10, 2011
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To do or take something that blatantly benefits them.
haris that's blatant jewery scoffing all al's biscuits and not even offering him one
by Bruisedknuckles June 16, 2010
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A portmanteau of "jew" and "brewery". Any facility run by jews that produces liquor. Generally at higher prices, though they will blame it on high prices for raw materials, or inflation. You don't even know what inflation is, do you? Exactly.
Shlomi's Jewery produces the finest wine on the east coast
by OHYOU April 26, 2011
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