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8. Jeebus
Jeebus-
Verb: To Shit Yourself.
Exclamtion: WOW! FUCK! CRAZY!
You say Jeebus when you are scared, angry, happy, high.. whenever and why-ever.
jeebus has no examples. I randomly shout it whenever. its scares the shit out of heather here :)
9. Jeebus
Another example of "Simpsons" comming into play, commenly reffering to the son of our most holy lord (Jesus) or the more commenly known, albanian brush rat (mostly found in sewers and holiday homes). These versetile creatures can be found among the sewage heaps of the great white sparrow and can be known NOT to carry the black plague (only 2 discoverd so far).
Me: The Jeebus ate my homework.
Priest: Go die in a hole somewhere...

Me: Praise Jeebus, son of our lord *bows*.
Albanian brush rat: EEEEBEEP!?
10. Jeebus
The way black people pronounce jesus.
O lordy lordy! May jeebus help us all! O lordy!
by b3n Feb 12, 2005 add a video
11. Jeebus
A word originating from the Simpsons, used in place of "Jesus." Homer is such a bad missionary that he teaches the natives on the island which he is on the wrong pronunciation of their supposed savior. So they end up screaming "Save us, Jeebus!" Also a phrase coined anew by Colleen Muldoon (Irish pride).
Colleen: "Jeeeeeeeeeeebusss!!!1" (yes, the one is in there)
by Superwells Dec 1, 2003 add a video
12. Jeebus
Only one person got the origin of this right, it's from the simpsons!!! Homer is too stupid to know Jesus' name, so he says Jeebus
Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, were sending you as a missionary to spread the Christian religion

Homer: Huh? But I don't even believe in Jeebus! (5 sec. later...) Jeebus! Help me Jeebus!
by Ramin Nov 29, 2003 add a video
13. Jeebus
originaly appeared on the frank zappa album "them or us"in 1979 on the song "heavenly pocket book. Matt Groening, A well know zappa fan and creater of the Simpsons borrowed it for the apisode.
"Cuz JEEBUS said if we don't do what's in the book we ain't goin up to heabin.
by josep milifresh Jan 16, 2004 add a video
14. jEEbUs
CJayC
Dand, Jeebus raised the karma limit again!
by The Mofos Oct 16, 2003 add a video
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