j'ed on

(jayed on)
also commonly spelled j'd on or jd on.

Verb.

The act of being literally or figuratively ejaculated on. Also the act of literally or figuratively ejaculating on someone else. From the phrase "Jerked on" or also commonly used "Jizzed on".

Adjective / Exclamation
When something is extremely cool.

Verb.

1. Dude I saw a cop pull over someone for going like 100 mph today. That guy got so j'd on.

2. Dude I just j'd on this exam it was ridiculous.

3. Yo did you see when I threw that open mayo packet at that guys face today? It looked like he got j'd on it was hilarious.

Adjective.

1. Dude you should have seen this tricked out car it was so j'd on.

2. me: Dude I just won 100 bucks at the casino!!!
dude: NO WAY! J'ED ON!

j'ed on by The kid with the blonde spot August 7, 2009

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jedonis

fat gay lonely piece of shit

look it's jedonis

jedonis by MasterofgamesMOG April 18, 2018

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j'ed on • jedonis • jedonion • jed • Jed Moment • jed head • Jed Bartles • Jed Dal Zotto • jēd • jed and alyssa

jedonion

a person that's being crushed on by a tea or rice

"He's a legit Jedonion because of that tea, it's badly in love with him"

jedonion by funny google person dictionary June 1, 2024

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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