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Jealous of Walls 

a phrase used to describe a girl with an extremely flat chest
Dude, check that chick out man shes got no tits.
Seriously man, shes fuckin jealous of walls

Jealous Of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts 

A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.

The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.

It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:

"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."

***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

don't be jealous of a dead fish 

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless
- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

America Ferrera Is Jealous Of Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff's Voice 

America Ferrera Is Jealous Of Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff's Voice
America Ferrera Is Jealous Of Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff's Voice

j-j-jealous of everyone’s dumplings

An idiom for people that are jealous of another person’s most valuable possessions, derived from the meme where a katseye member said “j-j-jealous of my dumplings”
You’re j-j-jealous of everyone’s dumplings