Some guy with a big chin who is the former host of The Tonight Show, and it appears he'll be stealing the job back. He screwed David Letterman out of the job back in 1992 when Johnny Carson retired, leading to Dave moving over to CBS. He is now about to do the same thing to Conan O'Brien because his own prime time show wasn't too popular with NBC affiliates. He is driving Carson to roll over in his grave.
by realy2jproblem January 20, 2010
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by DertyDrew September 6, 2006
"Dude, I was walking down the street yesterday right behind this girl with a smoking hot body, but once I caught up to her I realized she had a freakin' Jay Leno!"
by Nat Light Nick April 21, 2007
Jay Leno is renowned for providing background noise for elderly on nursing homes. His barely understandable speech and crappy jokes help the geriatrics sleep better.
Jay Leno: "Do you like the March Madness? Here's how it works: First you start out with 65, and then one by one, people are sent home until there's only one left, no, I'm sorry, that's our coalition in Iraq."
Elderly: zzzzzzzzz
Elderly: zzzzzzzzz
by The Wall Street Dangler January 5, 2011