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JavaJunkie

A fan of the relationship between Luke and Lorelai in Gilmore Girls. Term was invented long before the two started dating and comes from the very first scene of the show.

LUKE: How many cups have you had today?
LORELAI: None.
LUKE: Plus?
LORELAI: Five, but yours is better.
LUKE: Junkie
LORELAI: Angel. You've got wings, baby.

A crazy fan obsessed with Luke and Lorelai. Generally have a tendency to hate Christopher Hayden with every fiber of their beings.

Also can apply to an actor or character that has expressed support/interest in the Luke/Lorelai relationship.
"I am the world's biggest JavaJunkie!"
JavaJunkie by JavaJunkie Queen July 27, 2007
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javajunkie

In Gilmore Girls fanfiction, writing about the relationship between Lorelai and Luke. Also, a person can also call themselves a javajunkie if they support Luke and Lorelai as a couple.
Can be a verb or noun.
I think this is self-explanitory. But, I consider myself a javajunkie, because I both read and write stories about Lorelai and Luke, and I support them as a couple as well.
javajunkie by Kristen* June 22, 2006
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Java Junkie 

The common ship name for Luke/Lorelai in the TV show Gilmore Girls. Sometimes abbriviated to JJ.
Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!

Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!
Java Junkie by sunshinegirl64 October 23, 2008

java junkie 

A person who is addicted to coffee. Comes from the TV Show Gilmore Girls. Especially Lorelai and Rory are known as java junkies
LUKE: What are you doing?
LORELAI: I need coffee.
LUKE: It's 5:00 in the morning. Make coffee at your own house.
LORELAI: I did. I drank it all.
LUKE: You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?
LORELAI: Big gulps, lots of sugar.
LUKE: *thinks: java junkie*
java junkie by ~dominique August 29, 2008

Javaunie 

Someone who likes cars and uses old videos. can also be known as a a jj or a kk.
That guy is a Javaunie
Javaunie by logan303 March 12, 2021

java junkie 

A slang term for "coffee addict", derived from the slang term "java" (meaning "coffee") which is named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well.
Ever since I discovered that local café, I've become such a java junkie that I can't function without my daily dose of espresso.
java junkie by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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