1. (Noun) A classification given to those legally registered and formally recognized as a native of the east asian country of Japan.
2. (Verb and by far the better meaning) Used when seeking a word to describe something that is exceedingly abnormal or may have originated only from the nation of Japan. A by-product of an extremely 'proud' nation.
2. (Verb and by far the better meaning) Used when seeking a word to describe something that is exceedingly abnormal or may have originated only from the nation of Japan. A by-product of an extremely 'proud' nation.
Oh fuck, where did you get this Guro? that shit is crazy...mad japanese.
damn that japanese penis so small no wonder they cant get them chinese bitches!
damn that japanese penis so small no wonder they cant get them chinese bitches!
by Cal\/in September 4, 2005
More japanese than the competition.
by Red_Rocket April 3, 2008
Sex, fooling around, usually used in code for your boyfriend/girlfriend to let them know its go time
Girl: "I want some japanese
boy: "oh yeah, i will be right over"
" I think inez and mark went to have japanese.
boy: "oh yeah, i will be right over"
" I think inez and mark went to have japanese.
by John waits January 29, 2008
Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.
Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!
by ehuzzie October 25, 2018
When you're watching a japanese porno and the guy finishes inside her pussy. Usually the guy inserts his grubby fingers into her pussy and tries to scoop out the non-existing cum
by Nerdy Ned October 11, 2016
When something (most often Japanese Media) is so messed up and/or disturbing that you can say with confidence that "only a Japanese person could think of something that gnarly"
The Anime, School Days, (and especially its ending) is the epitome of Japanese Gnar.
Otaku 1: This anime is crazy! This chick had a miscarriage and went insane! She ate the dead fetus and merges conciousnesses with it and then she starts murdering a class full of elementary school students because she is jealous that other parents children actually survived! It's great! In the end an 8 year old kid cut open her stomach and removed the fetus, which then became a massive blob of evil that devoured the mother, and then corrupts the 8 year old kid, driving them insane.
Otaku 2: dude... that is some next level Japanese Gnar shit. You're making it sound like a masterpiece, it's just a bunch of sick perverted trash.
Otaku 1: This anime is crazy! This chick had a miscarriage and went insane! She ate the dead fetus and merges conciousnesses with it and then she starts murdering a class full of elementary school students because she is jealous that other parents children actually survived! It's great! In the end an 8 year old kid cut open her stomach and removed the fetus, which then became a massive blob of evil that devoured the mother, and then corrupts the 8 year old kid, driving them insane.
Otaku 2: dude... that is some next level Japanese Gnar shit. You're making it sound like a masterpiece, it's just a bunch of sick perverted trash.
by Ravenous Rena November 20, 2017
WE ARE THE JAPANESE GOBLIN. DO YOU HAVE the knight jumping high at the Oni slayer? I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. Red, Blue, Yellow Onis AND MORE! HIGH VIVID CHARTREUSE-GREEN Oni. SEXY MEDIUM VIOLET Oni. Purple blooming Rhododendron Oni. Lalala I wonder can we cause a pandaemonium TONIGHT? HIGH TENSION JAPANESE GOBLIN. DRUNK, HAPPY, slowly getting tipsy. I AM um... JAPANESE GOBLIN. LET'S GO moon viewing, sing, and make a fuss! Wrap ourselves with wrapping paper or something SHALL WE? Even humans or ghosts, I'll make them see stars. It's not that bad, It's not that bad. BREAK OUT and let's party!
by Lifey325 March 15, 2022