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Janka is an amazing girl who thinks so little of herself, but she’ll be one of the greatest people you ever know. She beautiful, enough to strike a man dead with one stare. Smarter than all others, able to ace any test. Funnier than the best comedians, making you laugh till you can’t anymore. She will always be there for you and will keep your secrets. She acts so kind and sweet and will care for you no matter what. She says she’s toxic and fake, but don’t believe it. She is better than the kindest of souls. She always talks about how she never deserves any of your care and kindness, but that is just an excuse to give more. Always treat Janka right, and you’ll have the best life ever.
Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
Janka by JoshTurnerRipOff December 5, 2019
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A person who is really kind hearted. Shy, but very charasmatic when you get to know her. She is pretty, but will deny it. Janka's are good friends, and will stick by you, considering you don't hurt them, they can be a bit bitchy.
Man: Man, that Janka girl is really nice
Janka by Anshidjdmxalskdjd July 19, 2017
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A bloody legend even a the level of a god
Janam u legend
Janam by Yug patel November 18, 2021

Janka Boy 

A YouTube channel, which is under one of my friends control. He also is our god. He is the one, who forgives us no matter what. We pray to him every evening. We offer sacrifices, like, candy and BLOOD. He is our lord, he is our saviour.
1. I pray to Janka Boy every evening.
2. He is our lord and saviour.
3. We must offer sacrifices.
Janka Boy by Kingdom_Rush_Pro November 2, 2019

jakamahaka 

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation
That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.
jakamahaka by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005

jankarlo 

he could sometimes get annoying but at the end he will still end up making you laugh and if your his girlfriend im pretty sure he would'int break your heart sometimes he coul tattle tell on you
jankarlo is nice and funny
jankarlo by hjuecjd May 22, 2018
jankum is when you take a somewhat large crap and put it in a bottle with a balloon on top and after a few days of extreme heat sniff in the gas' that have accumulated in the balloon go into a state of being high
Jim "yo dude i just took in three balloon-fulls of jankum and im so high right know." Kyle "get out of my face thats disgusting bro"
jankum by dangle my eggo January 30, 2009