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Janis's Law 

A combination of both Murphy's Law and Megan's Law, this is the theory that anything that can possibly go wrong in the course of a sexual relationship with a minor (or person significantly younger), will.
Not once taking Janis's Law into consideration, the cougar never learned her lesson despite having been chased down by angry parents wielding sawed-off shotguns on multiple occasions.
Janis's Law by k-rex October 2, 2007
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janis salinas 

usually name for tall funny girls...usually nice but paranoid and aware or the dangers of the world. funny loud and crazy.
hey that cool girl at the party was totally janis salinas.
janis salinas by janissss June 29, 2010

Janis Joplin Syndrome 

Janis Joplin Syndrome is when a music group has a female singer that becomes just as if not more famous than the band she is in. Named after Janis Joplin who was originally a member of a blues revivalist group called Big Brother and the Holding Company. If you know anything about music history, you'd know that Janis left BBATHC after a 2-3 year stint with them to start a short lived but widely successful solo career.
70% of cases of JJS often end up with either the singer going solo (see The Supremes, No Doubt and Destiny's Child) or worse, the singer being the only original member left, somewhat like Axl Rose Syndrome (see Evanescence). Most of the time, all-girl bands are immune to JJS with a few exceptions such as the Bangles.
other famous cases of Janis Joplin Syndrome include:
Diana Ross from the Supremes
Gwen Stefani from No Doubt
Beyonce Knowles from Destiny's Child
Hayley Williams from Paramore
Amy Lee from Evanescence
Susanna Hoff from The Bangles
Tarja Turunen from Nightwish

Janus Sanders

A snek boi just trying his best to help Thomas take care of himself.

Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.
Oh them. They are such a Janus Sanders, always being misconceived but is actually a bit mysterious. They really just try to help people though.

Janus Sanders

Janus Sanders or Deciet Sanders represents Thomas Sanders' Lying side in a popular series by he nane if Sanders Sides.He is a snek boi but not an evil one.His name was revealed in the episode called 'Putting others first,Selfishness vs selflessness redux'.He is shipped with many of the characters in the series but the ship called mociet is now thriving after the episode I mentioned earlier.There is a very large stan of him(I am part of that) which keeps growing and growing.
Some of his quotes:
"Your not stuck with an evil snake boy .... Your just stuck with a snek boi >:3"

"Oh Roman thank god you don't have a moustache otherwise we wouldn't know who the evil twin is"

Janus Sanders

Janus Sanders

A smexy snek boi that deserves more love
Omg they are such a Janus Sanders
Janus Sanders by Introverted Snail November 2, 2020

Janus Sanders

A snek boi that is a part of Thomas Sanders known as Deceit
My friend: Janus Sanders looks nice!

Me: he's a milf