Janeane Garofalo 

An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.

Dude: "Hey, I said I didn't want pickles on my burger!"

Janeane Garofalo: "You fucking racist."

Janeane Garofalo by RME1976 July 12, 2009

Janeane Garofalo 

A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.

I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!

Janeane Garofalo by quesondriac January 31, 2010

Janeane Garofalo 

Are you shitting me!? I had totally forgot she even existed! Wow! I am drowning in nostalgia right now! That is wild! I loved mystery men as a kid!

Hym "Holy shit Janeane Garofalo! Is she still getting work? Let's hit the imdb.... do dodo dodo... 2022 stand up special... It's been a minute though wow! Glad you've survived the ultimate psychic catastrophe I've unleashed on the population! "

Janeane Garofalo by Hym Iam April 7, 2024