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Jammered 

(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.
"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."
Jammered by Acceptable November 24, 2014
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the act of being pushed or shoved: manhandled. when someone loses complete control and throws a chair and attacks, pushes, punches, or tackles someone. Usually when a boy THINKS he is being blamed for something or verbally attacked and snaps on a poor innocent girl-losing complete control.
Bitch got in my way so i jamesed her!

(boy picks up chair and throws violently, starts yelling and screaming at an innocent girl and then pushes her into a stair railing.)
Jamesed by fletcher1 January 11, 2009

Jesse Jamesed 

When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.
Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.

jammered 

jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and piss in your pants.
Tryce got so jammered at Breaton's that he hooked up with a mailbox.

Rick Jamesed 

Getting slapped across the face. Named after Rick James the most famous bitchslapper of all.
Because the little kid wouldn't shut up and stop whining Pop hauled over and Rick Jamesed him across the face.

Jammered 

An extremely intoxicated state.

The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered
I was fucking jammered last night

I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.
Jammered by Laforce September 17, 2006