This is a guy that is one of a kind and that if you have the opportunity, you should snatch him up. He makes the best out of what he has. He's funny and he speaks his mind. he always has me laughing. He's loving and affectionate though he tries not to show it. Even though he says being romantic is too much effort, he is a romantic type of guy. He keeps his emotions to himself until you get to really know him, though he doesn't like people really getting to know him. He's someone that you don't know you've fallen for until you already have. He's one of the best things you'll ever have and keeping him is what you should do if you ever get him. He is hot af...
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by thotbegone112204 September 6, 2018
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Mainly a black male that is a heart throb and is very attractive. He mainly dosnt care about his own family but does care for his friends. He is the most attractive guy you will ever meet, but feels lonely at times when no one is around. He usually hangs around the "Anime" group of people or the "Emo" kids. Girls refer to him as the one to be in bed with and women secretly flirt with him.
Stop being such a "Jamarcus" and care for once.
by Addadef February 8, 2011
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The most annoying person you'll ever meet. Not only is he annoying but he smells like absolute dog. If you even meet a Jamarcus run as fast as you can because this man is a menace to society. He is very conceited and arrogant. If you ever meet one the first thing you will think is that he is overly confident and needs to pipe down. He is loud and he probably has a lot of guy friends. He also has zero bitches and zeros hoes. If hes not dominican hes not a Jamarcus.
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Ew, dude smells like burnt ravioli.
by jamarcusstinks101 January 17, 2022
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(n) An extremely inaccurate throw or a person who makes such a throw.

(v) To make an extremely inaccurate throw.

Comes from LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who despite being a highly touted prospect and the #1 NFL Draft pick in 2007, had an extremely unproductive NFL career due to his inaccurate passes and was out of the league after the 2009 season.
In the 1993 All-Star Game, Randy Johnson unleashed a jamarcus that sailed three feet over the head of John Kruk.

After she caught me banging her sister, my girlfriend chucked a shoe at my head, but fortunately she jamarcused it and broke the window instead of nailing me in the dome piece.

We would have won that cornhole game if Jimmy hadn't been such a jamarcus. He only hit the board three times in the entire game!
by Nicholas D January 5, 2012
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When you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.
Pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.
by blueNGold October 23, 2009
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A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.
The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...
by rodeotwigs July 31, 2010
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During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.
I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.
by Roffman October 14, 2009
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