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During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.
I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.
by Roffman October 14, 2009

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When you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.
Pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.
by blueNGold October 23, 2009

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A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.
The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...
by rodeotwigs July 31, 2010

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Jamarcus Russell was the first pick in the 2007 Draft.
Jamarcus Russell is a great quarterback and played for LSU.
by mr_JKW April 29, 2007

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The first pick of the 2007 NFL Draft, a QB from LSU. Guaranteed future Pro Football Hall of Famer and a class act off the field too.
"JaMarcus Russell can fling the ball 80 yards with just a flick of his wrist and wins more games than Vince Young ever could."
by JaMarcus Russell is a Beast April 29, 2007

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