jalkholate 

to masturbate, to beat the meat,

After I saw Kim Kardashian's ass, I jalkholated for 2 hours last night

jalkholate by Hameed June 11, 2008

Jackholster 

Someone who doesn’t answer their phone

Alysha is a jackholster, I’ve been trying to call her all day

Jackholster by Sloppytoppy887 February 18, 2022