Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.
The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”
by denverAHO October 6, 2008
This is when a Mexican dude drinks a lot of tequila, pisses in your eye, and it stings like a jalapeno.
by Simply February 10, 2005
by G Money July 2, 2004
a poem about a person who is cat fanatic , and wants to become a cat. In Asian culture it is used to define a Chinese looking person.
by oxford1 March 15, 2015
An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.
I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.
by Panda DC September 6, 2010
by fishrman July 17, 2003
This is a beaner version of "all up in your pussy" but could also mean shoving a jalapeno up your or someone elses asshole
by Yeetmastersupreme June 4, 2018