urban slang for a federal agent
Nitti, you best ta break ike, the jakes
is on they way!
by Ike Nephsson July 29, 2003
Jake is a very fun and outgoing guy. He has a smile that will brighten anyone's day and eye's that alway's have the girl's looking twice. He is a kind, sweet, trustworthy, cute, caring, smart, loving person that will alway's be there for you. But dont take his kindness and sweetness as a weakness, if you ever dare too touch his girl or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy too beat a fool up.
Jake has alot of female friends, but his girl alway's come before them. If you ever get the chance too be with a Jake, take it and never let him go. Cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life.
*Did You See That Guy??....*

*Yeah That Must Be A Jake... Just Look At His Smile.. But Dont Try Anything, Cause He Has A Girl And He Wont Ever Do Anything To Hurt Her....*

*Did You See His Eye's??*
*Yeah I Did.. They Were Green And Sexi*
*Yeah I Thought Soo.. Had Too Look Back Twice Tooo Make Sure.*
by IrelandsBabyGirl November 06, 2012
this word is a Cleveland slang from back in the 80's meaning corny , wack , lame ,or weak
"man those rhymes were jake" "he got spinner hubcaps on his car the that shit looks jake"
by mr. dre August 21, 2006
To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.
I cannot beleive he jake'd that guy!
I know, I heard he is in a coma.
by Carlos De Santa Anna May 21, 2005
yo nigga u smell that bacon, yea nigga fuck them jakes
by NuMbA1StUnTa December 06, 2008
Jakes are really amazing guys. Usually the tall, dark and handsome type. Ladies, look deep into those eyes because they are no where near as plain as they look from a distance! Jakes usually are really manly and buff, but have the cutest man-giggle ever. Their smiles are contagious and they have the cutest dimples ever. Jakes are guys who will respect you and your personal space, and have a certain chivalrous quality that is indeed acceptable by today's standards. He's the kind of guy you can tell all your secrets to, and share your dreams with. Never judge a Jake by his cover, because they can seem like total douches, and even come off as pervy; when, in reality, they are loving guys! You don't have to try much to catch their attention, a little bit goes a long way. They are super easy to talk to and make the average girl want to have a happy spasm.
Girl 1: So Jake and I started talking last night!

Girl 2: Shut up, he is so hot!!! What did you guys talk about?

Girl 1: Everything. Politics, marriage, parents, school, boys, girls, romance, food, and other random stuff.

Girl 2: ..... Have you ever talked to him before?

Girl 1: Nope. Not a word.
by someteenagedgirl May 13, 2013
To call the cops on a party that you were kicked out of...
"dude these guys are assholes, let's Jake"
by Joe Smith Jimmy January 14, 2010

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