urban slang for a federal agent
Nitti, you best ta break ike, the jakes
is on they way!
by Ike Nephsson July 29, 2003

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1.A street slang for pigs , feds,or any other kind of ilumminati driven snakes.
:Derived from the bull shit T.V show about Dumb pigs entitled: "JAKE and The Fat Man"

*Example:taken from "Track 20" on Killarmy's (2003)album"Fear,Love,& War"
Here comes the JAKES red alert; They got trampled on; A COP lost one arm; Kilarmy still live on stage during Red Dawn; Hey yo where's the obsticle, anythings possible; Allah sees everything kid, check the optical.
by Gggg G-Unit December 03, 2003

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this word is a Cleveland slang from back in the 80's meaning corny , wack , lame ,or weak
"man those rhymes were jake" "he got spinner hubcaps on his car the that shit looks jake"
by mr. dre August 21, 2006

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To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.
I cannot beleive he jake'd that guy!
I know, I heard he is in a coma.
by Carlos De Santa Anna May 21, 2005

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Jakes are really amazing guys. Usually the tall, dark and handsome type. Ladies, look deep into those eyes because they are no where near as plain as they look from a distance! Jakes usually are really manly and buff, but have the cutest man-giggle ever. Their smiles are contagious and they have the cutest dimples ever. Jakes are guys who will respect you and your personal space, and have a certain chivalrous quality that is indeed acceptable by today's standards. He's the kind of guy you can tell all your secrets to, and share your dreams with. Never judge a Jake by his cover, because they can seem like total douches, and even come off as pervy; when, in reality, they are loving guys! You don't have to try much to catch their attention, a little bit goes a long way. They are super easy to talk to and make the average girl want to have a happy spasm.
Girl 1: So Jake and I started talking last night!

Girl 2: Shut up, he is so hot!!! What did you guys talk about?

Girl 1: Everything. Politics, marriage, parents, school, boys, girls, romance, food, and other random stuff.

Girl 2: ..... Have you ever talked to him before?

Girl 1: Nope. Not a word.
by someteenagedgirl May 13, 2013

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cops
yo nigga u smell that bacon, yea nigga fuck them jakes
by NuMbA1StUnTa December 06, 2008

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Jake. That intimidating, yet soft and fuzzy guy. He's intelligent, good looking, incredibly athletic, and adorable. A Jake will light up a room just by walking in. His amazing personality makes you grin. He's also Ann amazing friend, and brother. A Jake is also very protective. You hurt him, his family, his girlfriend, and his friends be prepared for hell. A Jake is a wonderful boy, with great eyes, a nice smile, and an amazing personality.
Person 1: Hey, look at that cute guy over there!
Person 2: Ohh, look at him. He's got to be a Jake!
Person 1: Totally :)
by KLB :) December 16, 2012

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