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synonymous with "jerkoff".. jagbag being most popular in the midwest region of the USA.
I was drivin' down the road when this jagbag cut me off.
by BlackSheep March 14, 2003
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It's a combination of a jagoff and a douche bag, used for the ultimate insult.
You could have left a tip instead of being a jagbag.
by fuckucare March 06, 2008
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1. the semen filled reservoir-tip of a used condom
2. a person who is a jackass, particularly in Chicago
Those cabbies who drive like maniacs are real jag bags.
by wacb September 27, 2007
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This word is actually a sister-word to douchebag. A jagbag refers to a bag filled with tissues from males taking actions into their own hands.
That guy is the biggest jagbag on the planet.
by W. Khan October 15, 2004
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1. a statement which describes the unfortunate, the sorry, or the lowly, but not as to demean the person. the term "jag bag" is generally used as a term of endearment - a way to let them know they are down, but not out.

2. someone who is doing something unintelligent.

3. by adding -ing can also be used as a verb. "he's jag bagging around." meaning the person is wasting too much time doing something stupid.
"Dude, you're being a jag bag!"
by Chris Johnson & Sean Mulligan January 11, 2006
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A word that is insultive and hurtful, but too unclear for anyone to actually define it. An all purpose insult.
"Dude, quit being such a jagbag"
by Mark Rhomberg November 14, 2006
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A jagbag could be a friend dependent upon what context it's used in. It could also be used as an insult.
Word was derived from the combination of jagons featured in South Park. The episode was with earth as a reality TV show. The other portion of this word comes from a beer called Jaguar Ice with a black jaguar with florescent green eyes.
What's up ya jagbag, how ya been?
That jagbag slashed my tires.
What the fuck is that jagbag doin' with my woman? I'm gonna slash his fuckin' tires, that cock sucker.
by Firework master February 08, 2009
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